Every librarian Down in Dew-ey-ville liked computers a lot… But the Grump Who lived just north of Dew-ey-ville, Did NOT! The grump hated computers! The whole campus network. Now please don’t ask why. He could be quite a big jerk. It could be his own system wasn’t running just right. It could be, perhaps, that his earbuds were too tight. But I think that the most most likely reason of all May have been that his library was two sizes too small. But, Whatever the reason, His buds or his OPAC, He stood there on ALA-eve, hating those in the …