(to the tune of Away in a Manger) Away at the Ref desk, His last chat complete, The quick reference shelver Had a desk shift so sweet.   Exams were all over, The staff were downstairs, The few that were left were Asleep in their chairs.   His status was current, His Scrabble move made, The birds were not angry, His iPhone mislaid.   He loves the library, He will sometimes sigh, One more “Where’s the bathroom?” Just might make him cry.   He’s cool and efficient, And finds all the facts, He could have been April In Men of …