Dashing through the stacks  with a Kindle in my arms  Dodgin’ folks dirty looks  They’re immune to e-book charms  Hand-held ring tones sing  Mine plays Three Dog Night What fun it is to mobilize My library tonight.    Oh, blog and chat, LOL  Facebook all the way  Oh, what fun it is to Tweet  my deep thoughts every day  Blog and chat, LOL  Facebook all the way  My status says “I’m almost home.”  More WordTwist I will play.   I used to go offline But now it makes me Jones  How can you dodge the grid  with Netbooks and iPhones?  …